Bartleby's Food

Bart Box Bundle

Build your own Bart Box to get FOUR packs (16 servings) of Bartleby's crispy, craggy cutlets or nuggets to your doorstep. All our signature seitan is scratch-made, hand-battered, 26-28g of protein per serving, and 100% vegan. You can make wicked tasty meals at home, the office, or wherever your devilish little heart desires.

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Bartleby's Mission: To empower people to do good, one meal at a time.

  • You

    Your tastebuds and tummy rejoice. Our food is crave-able, high in protein, rich in amino acids & vitamins, and free of 7 major allergens.

  • The Animals

    Our food is completely free of animal products. No living creatures were harmed, or will ever be harmed, in the making of our items. We are a cruelty free company.

  • The Planet

    The environmental impact of seitan is siginificantly lower than the environmental impact of animal agriculture. Doing better for the panet has never tasted so good.

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At Home Recipes

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  • Seitanic Sweet n' Sour

    Seitanic Sweet n' Sour

    Our Spicy Nuggets are a perfect fit for this Chinese-American takeout classic. Tender vegetables, savory aromatics, and sweet pineapple are drenched in a glossy, tangy-sweet sauce and tossed with hot, crispy seitan...

    Seitanic Sweet n' Sour

    Our Spicy Nuggets are a perfect fit for this Chinese-American takeout classic. Tender vegetables, savory aromatics, and sweet pineapple are drenched in a glossy, tangy-sweet sauce and tossed with hot, crispy seitan...

  • Seitan & Shroom Stroganoff

    Seitan & Shroom Stroganoff

    Holy hell, devils, we're excited about this luscious, savory stroganoff recipe. It makes a great meal for your wicked winter table, but we'd gladly eat it all year long. Make...

    Seitan & Shroom Stroganoff

    Holy hell, devils, we're excited about this luscious, savory stroganoff recipe. It makes a great meal for your wicked winter table, but we'd gladly eat it all year long. Make...

  • Pepper Gravy & Mash

    Pepper Gravy & Mash

    Just in time for the hell-idays, Bartleby's presents a luscious pepper gravy and mashed potato recipe. The perfect pairing with our original Crispy Cutlets, this hearty and cozy meal will...

    Pepper Gravy & Mash

    Just in time for the hell-idays, Bartleby's presents a luscious pepper gravy and mashed potato recipe. The perfect pairing with our original Crispy Cutlets, this hearty and cozy meal will...

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Find Us!

Grocery Store Locations

Great shops are adding Bartleby's products to their shelves every week. Don't see us near you? Make a recommendation by emailing Stephanie at bartlebysfood@gmail.com!

Here are the current locations stocking our Crispy Cutlets and/or Nuggets:

Arkansas

California

Massachusetts
Missouri
New York

 

Restaurant Locations

Restaurants are adding Bartleby's cutlets and nuggets to their menu to elevate their vegan opfferings. Here are some locations serving our Crispy Cutlets and/or Nuggets:

Arkansas
Massachusetts
New Hampshire

 

Let us know where you want to find Bartleby's next:

Wholesale

 

Our devils across the nation are asking for our Crispy Seitan Cutlets and Nuggets at groceries and specialty shops in all of the 48 states. Bring our wickedly delicious, hand-battered and southern-fried seitan to your shelves today. Please fill out the information below, and we will be in touch.

Thank you for your interest in being a Bartleby's Food retail partner! Please let us know if you would like to receive a sample.

You can email us at Wholesale@BartlebysFood.com