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  • You

    Your tastebuds and tummy rejoice. Our food is crave-able, high in protein, rich in amino acids & vitamins, and free of 7 major allergens.

  • The Animals

    Our food is completely free of animal products. No living creatures were harmed, or will ever be harmed, in the making of our items. We are a cruelty free company.

  • The Planet

    The environmental impact of seitan is siginificantly lower than the environmental impact of animal agriculture. Doing better for the panet has never tasted so good.

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  • Seitanic Sweet n' Sour

    Seitanic Sweet n' Sour

    Our Spicy Nuggets are a perfect fit for this Chinese-American takeout classic. Tender vegetables, savory aromatics, and sweet pineapple are drenched in a glossy, tangy-sweet sauce and tossed with hot, crispy seitan...

    Seitanic Sweet n' Sour

    Our Spicy Nuggets are a perfect fit for this Chinese-American takeout classic. Tender vegetables, savory aromatics, and sweet pineapple are drenched in a glossy, tangy-sweet sauce and tossed with hot, crispy seitan...

  • Seitan & Shroom Stroganoff

    Seitan & Shroom Stroganoff

    Holy hell, devils, we're excited about this luscious, savory stroganoff recipe. It makes a great meal for your wicked winter table, but we'd gladly eat it all year long. Make...

    Seitan & Shroom Stroganoff

    Holy hell, devils, we're excited about this luscious, savory stroganoff recipe. It makes a great meal for your wicked winter table, but we'd gladly eat it all year long. Make...

  • Pepper Gravy & Mash

    Pepper Gravy & Mash

    Just in time for the hell-idays, Bartleby's presents a luscious pepper gravy and mashed potato recipe. The perfect pairing with our original Crispy Cutlets, this hearty and cozy meal will...

    Pepper Gravy & Mash

    Just in time for the hell-idays, Bartleby's presents a luscious pepper gravy and mashed potato recipe. The perfect pairing with our original Crispy Cutlets, this hearty and cozy meal will...

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